I have a funny story associated with the “Queen of The Sea” pattern.
Anyway, I’m in my studio and I’ve just finished the design when a middle aged man comes in to browse the shop. He saunters over to my workspace and looks down at the drawing. I kid you not…his forehead broke out in tiny dots of perspiration. He kept staring at the mermaid’s over-endowed chest for an uncomfortable amount of time, mouth agape. The appeal was lost on me, first of all it was a drawing of black lines on white paper and the breasts were very discreetly covered with starfish.
So I did the only thing I could do and asked him “Do you think they’re big enough?”
I tell no lie…he replied with labored breath, “Ohhhhh yes”. It came out soft and slow, almost a whisper.
And then I just couldn’t resist and asked, “What do you think of the octopus?” Referring to the big, two foot long octopus directly below the mermaid. His reply? “What octopus?”
Anyway, I’m in my studio and I’ve just finished the design when a middle aged man comes in to browse the shop. He saunters over to my workspace and looks down at the drawing. I kid you not…his forehead broke out in tiny dots of perspiration. He kept staring at the mermaid’s over-endowed chest for an uncomfortable amount of time, mouth agape. The appeal was lost on me, first of all it was a drawing of black lines on white paper and the breasts were very discreetly covered with starfish.
So I did the only thing I could do and asked him “Do you think they’re big enough?”
I tell no lie…he replied with labored breath, “Ohhhhh yes”. It came out soft and slow, almost a whisper.
And then I just couldn’t resist and asked, “What do you think of the octopus?” Referring to the big, two foot long octopus directly below the mermaid. His reply? “What octopus?”
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